New York

These are the things I will want to ponder about when they are older.... Aunt Lindsey lives in You Nork..... just ask Talan! And if Jace does not stop correcting him, I am going to ring his neck! Let him be young!!!!

It is not a Mohawk Mom

So lately Jace has been wearing his hair in a Mohawk, he is so funny about it, he can do it him self so it usually takes 10 minutes in front of the mirror every day, so now we adjust our schedule in the morning to fit that in. Last Tuesday Jace got to have a sleep over and he was being a brat to Talan so I told him he better knock it off. So the next day we went swimming with Jimmy and again he was making comments about being mean to Talan. So Saturday Morning on the way to breakfast when he said something again to Talan, Ryan told him he has been able to wear his hair in a Mohawk cause he is a nice kid, but since he is acting like a punk he can not wear his hair in a Mohawk and look like a Punk also. So this morning he went in and after 10 minutes he comes out with a Mohawk, I did not even say anything he said "Mom, I know what you are thinking, but this is not a Mohawk, it is a Fohawk, and Dad did not say anything about Fohawks" I just laughed.

Thought it would be cool

So Talan came in my room this morning crying and holding his face, so I asked what was wrong and he said Jace punched him in the Eye. I called Jace in and asked him what happened and he said "Nothing, he already has 1 black eye (last week wrestling with friend) I wanted to see what he would look like with 2!"

Nocturnal

Lee plays a game with the children called the Tickle Monster. Its kind of like "The Claw" from Liar Liar. Well tonight it was about 6 :30 (our kids go to bed at 7) and Spencer was asking for the Tickle Monster. Lee said No the tickle monster has gone to bed. He then told him he needed to get ready for bed or the Spanking Monster would come out. Kaylee then said well daddy you have a problem. Lee asked Why. She said cause its not dark. He said that has nothing to do with the Spanking Monster and Kaylee said oh yes it does. The Spanking Monester is Nocturnal and since we go to bed when it is still light out we dont ever see the spanking monster anymore. Oh Man, she is getting to be so funny. And some of the things she comes out with we just cant argue!

How am I suppose to Draw that?

So Jace has to write in a journal every Sunday night. So tonight he decided to write about the sleep over he had with a friend. This particular friend loves to play Xbox, so when they are together that is what they do. So when he wrote about it in his journal, he gets to draw a picture. Well he told Ry the picture he drew was a picture of a dead guy and a guy standing above him with a gun in his hand since that is the game they played at Seth's. So Ryan told him to erase it and draw a picture of him and Seth sitting on the bed across from the TV, He looked at Ryan and asked him "How am I suppose to draw a picture of 2 kids sitting on a bed holding controller's across from a TV" Ryan just looked at him and then said, "well you found a way to draw a picture of a dead guy and a guy holding a gun, you can probably figure it out".

Pinyato

Talan asked me if I knew what Pinyato means, So I asked him "Not, Talan what does Pinyato mean?" So he says "It is Pinata........................ in sign language".

Come Quick

Talan and Jace when in the garage and Talan comes running into the house and said Come Quick, Jace got hit in the head and he is crying. So I walked over and opened the door, just as Jace was coming in and he said "Mom, Talan hit me in the head".