Ahhhhh Mommy's lost her willy

Today Spencer was down stairs watching Little Einsteins and Siena was a sleep so I decided to go and catch a much needed HOT bath. I told Spencer where I was and went upstairs. Within 3 minutes he was up there slashing his hands about in the water. Next thing I know he looks at me and gasps for air. I said whats wrong Spencer? He said I hate to tell you (you know so matter of fact because no he's not 3, he is more like 20) but I think you have lost your Willy. He was really concerned and I said Spencer remember girls dont have Willy's and he looked at me so confused and said, but your not a girl your a mom. So then I had to explain that moms are girls. I think we got it all straight now.