"Can I convince you of something"

So tonight Ryan and I were sitting on the couch and Jace came out and said, "Excuse me, can I please have a minute to convince you something" We looked at each other and told him we were listening, he then pulled a piece of paper from behind his back and read it "Jace Kelly wants a Bunee. I Will take ker of it I promis I will." The he looks up and simultaneously we said "NO" The Talan said, "My Turn" He pulled out a paper from behind his back "Talan wonts a cat" we just laughed, our kids are so deprived.