Spencer Funnies

Spencer is quiet a character lately. He says the funniest things. Here are three things he has said in just the last few days.

Sunday we were sitting in church and he had this little ghost he was playing with. Lee said to him Spencer what is that. And Spencer said its a ghost dad, but dont worry its not real its only fake.

Yesterday he was playing Wii and Kaylee was being very annoying. She decided to throw one of her pre teen tantrums and stormed off upstairs. Spencer looked at both Lee and I and said I sure dont love her when she's annoying.

Today he is finally officially potty trained ( yay, he's only 3 1/2 yrs old, took long enough) Anyway I was up feeding Siena and I heard him up. Next I heard him using the bathroom which is a total shock because we've not worked on the night. So I was like well done buddy what a good boy you are. He looked at me and said Its not a big deal mom I am potty trained. Cheeky little boy.

Nocturnal

The other night I was pretty much up all night between a sick Spencer and a normal Siena I dont think I actually went to bed. Well one of the times I was in with Spencer Kaylee woke up she looked at me and said, Mommy you never sleep are you nocturnal? I just laughed. I feel nocturnal these days except the part where nocturnal animals sleep in the day cause I dont do that either. I just thougth it was funny.

Balanceable

So Talan has been trying all night to balance a bottle on his head, he kept saying look, look, watch this......then it would fall off. So after about 10 minutes of trying all of a sudden he yells "Look, I am balanceable" I said, "You are Balanceable?" he confirmed "Yep, I can balance this so I am Balanceable, that means I can balance things on my body".

Toe Nail Fairy

So the other day Aspin dropped a big rock on her toe and really hurt it. She came to me today and said mom it feels like my toe nail is coming up. So I looked at it and said that is because it is coming up! She got all scared and said what. I told her that her toe nail is going to fall off and she will get another one. That is when she asked "Is there a toe nail fairy like the tooth fairy" Brian and I had a really good laugh!!

"Paco"

So this is from my bro's daughter (Rylee, 3 yrs) she said the funniest thing to Ty when she first met him.

She was terrified of Ty at first and wouldn't go near him, so I told him to do a puzzle with her cause it's her favorite thing to do. He did the puzzle with her and they were instant friends. She looked at him and said "now I have 3 best friends (names 2 friends) and you". She pointed up at Ty all excited. A few minutes later I pointed to Ty and said Rylee what's your best friend's name? "Paco" she anounced confidently. My whole family lost it, I don't think Ty could breathe he was laughing so hard. We later found out that my little sister had been telling Rylee about her boyfriend Parker and Rylee thought Ty was Parker but when she announced the name her 3 yr old voice slurred the r's. She called him "Paco" for a while after that.

Why are you so white?

When Ty and I were in St. George for Trent and Anna's wedding, I was hanging out with Dez and Aspin when Aspin looked at me all puzzled, "Why is your skin so white? I just looked at mine and then looked at yours and my skin is darker." She was legitimately confused. I then spent the next few minutes laughing and trying not to pee my pants. When I looked over at her again she still had that puzzled look on her face so I gave her an answer. "Because your mommy has beautiful olive skin and my mommy doesn't." She had no idea what I was talking about.
I decided I should have gone with "because I'm Bella" it would have been less confusing.

Ahhhhh Mommy's lost her willy

Today Spencer was down stairs watching Little Einsteins and Siena was a sleep so I decided to go and catch a much needed HOT bath. I told Spencer where I was and went upstairs. Within 3 minutes he was up there slashing his hands about in the water. Next thing I know he looks at me and gasps for air. I said whats wrong Spencer? He said I hate to tell you (you know so matter of fact because no he's not 3, he is more like 20) but I think you have lost your Willy. He was really concerned and I said Spencer remember girls dont have Willy's and he looked at me so confused and said, but your not a girl your a mom. So then I had to explain that moms are girls. I think we got it all straight now.