Football

Last night was Jace's last football game and he was on fire! He got 4 kids flags and made a touch down, I went up to him after his touch down to give him some water and he was sooo excited! He said "Mom did you see me get Treyson's flag and then get a homerun" I smiled at him and siad "You mean a touch down" he laughed and said "Oh, yea... That!" I love my boys!

New York

These are the things I will want to ponder about when they are older.... Aunt Lindsey lives in You Nork..... just ask Talan! And if Jace does not stop correcting him, I am going to ring his neck! Let him be young!!!!

It is not a Mohawk Mom

So lately Jace has been wearing his hair in a Mohawk, he is so funny about it, he can do it him self so it usually takes 10 minutes in front of the mirror every day, so now we adjust our schedule in the morning to fit that in. Last Tuesday Jace got to have a sleep over and he was being a brat to Talan so I told him he better knock it off. So the next day we went swimming with Jimmy and again he was making comments about being mean to Talan. So Saturday Morning on the way to breakfast when he said something again to Talan, Ryan told him he has been able to wear his hair in a Mohawk cause he is a nice kid, but since he is acting like a punk he can not wear his hair in a Mohawk and look like a Punk also. So this morning he went in and after 10 minutes he comes out with a Mohawk, I did not even say anything he said "Mom, I know what you are thinking, but this is not a Mohawk, it is a Fohawk, and Dad did not say anything about Fohawks" I just laughed.

Thought it would be cool

So Talan came in my room this morning crying and holding his face, so I asked what was wrong and he said Jace punched him in the Eye. I called Jace in and asked him what happened and he said "Nothing, he already has 1 black eye (last week wrestling with friend) I wanted to see what he would look like with 2!"

Nocturnal

Lee plays a game with the children called the Tickle Monster. Its kind of like "The Claw" from Liar Liar. Well tonight it was about 6 :30 (our kids go to bed at 7) and Spencer was asking for the Tickle Monster. Lee said No the tickle monster has gone to bed. He then told him he needed to get ready for bed or the Spanking Monster would come out. Kaylee then said well daddy you have a problem. Lee asked Why. She said cause its not dark. He said that has nothing to do with the Spanking Monster and Kaylee said oh yes it does. The Spanking Monester is Nocturnal and since we go to bed when it is still light out we dont ever see the spanking monster anymore. Oh Man, she is getting to be so funny. And some of the things she comes out with we just cant argue!

How am I suppose to Draw that?

So Jace has to write in a journal every Sunday night. So tonight he decided to write about the sleep over he had with a friend. This particular friend loves to play Xbox, so when they are together that is what they do. So when he wrote about it in his journal, he gets to draw a picture. Well he told Ry the picture he drew was a picture of a dead guy and a guy standing above him with a gun in his hand since that is the game they played at Seth's. So Ryan told him to erase it and draw a picture of him and Seth sitting on the bed across from the TV, He looked at Ryan and asked him "How am I suppose to draw a picture of 2 kids sitting on a bed holding controller's across from a TV" Ryan just looked at him and then said, "well you found a way to draw a picture of a dead guy and a guy holding a gun, you can probably figure it out".

Pinyato

Talan asked me if I knew what Pinyato means, So I asked him "Not, Talan what does Pinyato mean?" So he says "It is Pinata........................ in sign language".

Come Quick

Talan and Jace when in the garage and Talan comes running into the house and said Come Quick, Jace got hit in the head and he is crying. So I walked over and opened the door, just as Jace was coming in and he said "Mom, Talan hit me in the head".

Our Ham

We decided to go down to the 5 mile trail and Rollerblade (Ryan and I), Run (Bowdee), Long Board (Trent) Bike Ride (Boys). So Trent came over and we were getting ready to go, Trent decided it was going to be too hot he needed to change, we dropped him by his house and he jumped out of the truck and shut the door and started running, Talan did not even miss a beat he yelled "YEA YOU BETTER RUN". It was sooo funny.

Jesus Made It.

Today in Church, during the sacrament, the kids were playing with some stuffed animals. I said to them you guys put them down you are supposed to be thinking of Jesus right now. Kaylee looked at me and said Mom, I am playing with something Jesus Made so how could I not think of him, I am thinking of him while I play with my stuffed animal. It was hard now to laugh and smile when she said that. Instead I just turned and faced the front and thought crap! What do I do now? Nothing!

Earthquake / Tsunami

Yesterday morning we were watching the earthquake coverage in Japan. They then were talking about the Tsunami and showing possible countries which would be effected. The US was lite up in red along with a number of other Countries. Kaylee said to me Mummy is that America? I said Yes. She then asked the America where all my cousins live? I said yes. And then she sat there quiet not able to take her eyes off the TV for a bit. Finally I told her it was time to go to school, she looked at me and just started sobbing. I cuddled her and asked whats wrong and she said I'm so scared for all my cousins. Poor thing thought you were all going to be hurt by the Tsunami.

Fast Asleep or Sleeping Fast?

Every morning Spencer is the first person in our house awake. And every morning we have to say to him....Shhhhh Kaylee's still fast asleep. Wel this morning he came into our bedroom and as he and Lee were getting ready to go downstairs he said to Lee.... Shhhh Kaylee is sleeping really fast. Lee said you mean fast asleep? Spencer said no sleeping really really fast. He's a cutie.

Its always Ava...

Ok so a few quick little stories.......
1: This morning i was in a rush to get dressed and ready for the day kind of stressed out and was getting dressed and Ava was like mom, mom, mom, MOMMY..... So of course i turned around and said WHAT..... and cute little Ava was holding my bra and said i didnt want you to forget to put your boobs on before we leave. I was laughing so hard.....

2: Again Ava anyone that has ever dressed Ava knows for some reason she always complains about putting her pants on. So this morning i was trying to get her to put on her pants and i had a few pairs just as a back up in case she would not wear the first ones that i would attempt to make her put on.. So anyways i start to say " here Ava put these on" and as i sit waiting to here her fight me she simple walks up and says i don't think you want me to wear those ones and i said oh really why? And she said well those pants right there give me attitude. and those pants right there make me whine so i dont think i should wear any pants unless you want to have a bad day... how do i not laugh at that.... I love my kids

She can tell time

So the other day we were doing something and the kids asked if they could do something else and I said well you have to wait for 30 minutes. Aspin then turns to Brian and I and says "THATS A WHOLE HALF HOUR" Brian and I just started busting a gut it was so funny.

Growing up and I am scared!

So Aspin came to me today and told me that yesterday there was this boy playing baseball at recess. She walked past him while he was at bat I guess not really sure but she said that he got out because he was looking at her and then he turned to his friends and said "I don't know who that is but she is cute!" I thought it was so funny to see her face as she told me that. Then about 10 minutes later she came out of the bathroom and had flat ironed her own hair. She said does my hair look OK mom! AHHHHHHHHHH it is too soon!

Volume Control

I just said to Spencer "please be a little bit quiet because your sister is sleeping" She was in my arms and he was right next to me playing with his men. He said back to me "But mom I dont have a volume button so I cant turn myself down. Guess I will just have to be loud" Cheeky Monkey!

Dirt

So Mom watched the boys for me last night and she said that Tank walked in to her and asked her "Grandma, How old are you?" She told him " I am 49, I will be 50 in a couple months" Tank said "Wow, you are older then DIRT." Mom nicely agreed before laughing.

My dearest Ava!!

So first of all i am so happy that i can finally get on here and tell some of my funny stories. So today Ava was on the couch Dancing wearing my bra and she was Singing" Tonights gonna be a good night" It was so funny me and Misty were laughing so hard.

Forever

Tonight Lee and I were having our dinner, he got home late from work so I fed the kids earlier, I had given the kids a cupcake and Spencer had made a huge mess. Kaylee offered to vacuum up his mess and I jumped all over that because it isnt often that she does anything around here. Well she got the vacuum out and plugged it in then all the sudden we heard Spencer say to her, When Im Kaylee I will do it this way. And Kaylee said to him you will never be Kaylee. And he was so cute and said what? I have to always be Spencer? He then came into me and said mommy Kaylee said I never get to be Kaylee. And I said she's right you will always be Spencer. He was so shocked. He said but I thought that in a few years I could be Kaylee and she could be Spencer. He said well how am I ever going to be a daddy if I have to always be Spencer? Bwahahahahah! It was so funny! I guess it can be confusing for them cant it.

Carson St.

After the funeral on saturday, Ty and I had Cohen riding with us back to the hotel. Ty had the GPS on and while we were on the freeway it said a few times exit to Carson St in 2 miles, then 1 mile, etc. Cohen piped up from the back seat "Do you even know Carson?" Ty and I started laughing so hard. A few minutes later he said "Do you know where to find Carson's house?" What a cutie!!

Strangers

We are on our way to London right now and when I was getting Spencer changed ready to go he asked "where are we going today mommy?" I said "London" he said oh to beat up all the strangers?" I just chuckled. I guess we have been talking a little to much about stranger danger.

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Human Rights Day

So Monday was Human Rights day and Talan learned about Martin Luther King. On they way home he was telling me what he learned in school and told me all about Martin Luther King. So last night we were watching Minute to Win it and there was a White girl and Black guy playing on the same team. Talan came and sat with me and when it was the guys turn he turns to me really quick and says "Is that Martin Luther King?" I love the innocents of kids!

Awe Bless

Right so I know this isnt my child but I wanted to share this. I was texting mom this morning and she told me that Caden, Coles little boy, said to Cole yesterday "I know we cant see grandma anymore but can we call her?" Poor child. Its so hard to explain death to children. But this was really cute and I thought I would share.

Mormon Cereal

So this morning I was upstairs getting ready for church and Spencer walked in my room. He looked at me and said Mommy do you know where the Mormon one is? I said yeah Spencer its in the living room. I thought he was talking about his Book of Mormon and how he wanted it rather than his Bible. He then said no mom I think the Mormon one is in the garage. I said oh no I dont think it is Im sure its in the living room with the other one. He said what other one? I said the bible one. He looked at me all weird and said the Bible cereal? I was like HUH? and he said Mom I want the More Men Cereal out of the garage. Oh right that? He wanted the Rice Crispy Cereal with the men in it. Yep I sometimes have a hard time understanding my childrens accents. But it was super cute and super funny!

When Im the mommy

Quiet often Kaylee will say to me, When Im a mommy Im going to do this or Im not going to do that. Well Spencer has caught onto it and the past two days anytime I do anything he doesnt like he has said When Im the Mommy. For example, today we were in the store he asked for a chocolate egg, A Kinder Egg his very Favorite, When I said you can have one if you are a good boy when we leave he said, When Im a mommy I will let me boys have all the kinder eggs they want and they can have them straight when we get to the shop. Tonight I was making dinner and he was STARVING so he said When Im the mommy Im not going to ever make dinner we are going to have Peanut Butter and Jelly every night. Good for you! When you are the mommy you can..... oh wait your never going to be the Mommy because YOUR A BOY! HA!

What?

Today I was making dinner and Kaylee walked into the kitchen and said to me: "Mommy when I am a mommy I hope I have a daughter just like me" I asked her why is that and she said "Are you serious?" I said Yes Why? And she said "Pft (you know the noise you make with your mouth like I cant belive Im about to tell you this stuff you should already know) Because I am so clever, so helpful, so nice, and obviously the most beautiful little girl in the world." That is when Lee who was behind me said yep and the most humble, and modest too huh. She is so funny.

£1,000,000

The other day Lee and I were talking and he said "I doubt it" to something I had said, I dont even remember what it was to be honest. Anyway, Kaylee said what does I doubt it mean. I said it means you dont think something is going to happen. Lee then said for example I doubt anyone is going to give me £1,000,000 today. Kaylee looked at him and as serious as could be she said: "yay thats true, its pretty late in the day." Lee and I looked at each other and started laughing and then I said to her. "Yeah true maybe they will give it to him tomorrow instead" She laughed out loud when she realised how silly it all sounded. So funny!

Smarty pants

So of my 2 boys, Talan is not the one I assume will be smarter then I am.......... We were on our way to school today and I asked him how high he could count and he decided to show me rather then tell me and counted to 100. Then I asked him about his ABC's, he gave me this, "wow mom that is so easy look" and said his ABC's as fast as he could. So then I said "Ok if you are so smart, say them backwards" Again he glared......and then Started......ZYXWVUTS..... etc he got caught up on a couple letters but for the most part, he did it, and I for 1 was shocked! I could not believe my 5 year old just recited (for the most part) his ABC's Backwards!

BOB

So when Talan was born, Jace was only 20 Months old, Ryan's mom bought Jace a doll. Ryan and I were not to hip on it but it kind of made sense for him to be able to practice and have a baby of his own to hold and feed when mommy was holding or feeding Talan, and above any of that Jace LOVED IT!! He took him everywhere, Jace named him Bob (Bob the Builder) and Bob came every where with us!!! Well Fast forward to 2011... Tonight at Dinner Jace out of the blue says, "remember when I had that stuffed Human". I just looked at him, until he explained "You know Bob, when Talan was born". Course he had to add "Talan you were so much cuter when you were a baby". I love my 6 Year old he is an absolute Joy!!!